These would be hilarious if he wasn’t running for president. And yes, they are all from Trump. All quotes were taken from this NPR transcript.
1. On Hillary’s plan to fight ISIS:
DONALD TRUMP: “… No wonder you’ve been fighting ISIS your entire adult life.”
Um, ISIS hasn’t been around that long.
2. On the allegation that he hasn’t paid his taxes:
HILLARY CLINTON: “… Or maybe he does not want the American people, all of you watching tonight, to know that he has paid nothing in federal taxes because the only years that anybody has ever seen for a couple of years where he had to turn them over to state authorities when he was trying to get a casino license. And they showed he did not pay any federal income tax.”
DONALD TRUMP: “That makes me smart.”
No, if that’s true, it makes you a criminal.